Chaos theory is all the rage at the minute, with the Black Hole machine at CERN making headlines for, well, not working.

Whilst Gordon Brown pushes for a £500bn package to bail out the European banking system, charities face going under completely.

The week's collapse of Icelandic banks will lose charities in the UK up to £120m.  And it's not just charities, it's local government, public transport and health care that it being threatened.  

Wolf-murdering psychopath Sarah Palin was greeted with a loud chorus of boos at tonights game between the Philadelphia Flyers and the New York Rangers.

The organisers had to turn the music up to ear-splitting levels to drown it out, and the TV coverage was sympathetic, but we've got the video evidence right here. 

Quit winkin' at me Sarah Palin.  It ain't just me you're annoying.  It's getting right up God's nose too.

The bible has a few things to say about those who wink.  And none of them are good.   

A minister speaking in at a McCain rally in Davenport, Iowa has turned the election into a holy war, where the stakes are nothing less that the reputation of God Himself.

This in a week which has seen the religious right rise up and call for Senator Obama's head.  I'm worried that this lunacy may not end on Nov 5th.  People don't stop being cretins overnight.

The findings of the Alaskan Legislative Council that Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her position of authority pose some interesting dilemmas for John McCain

Does he ditch the rabid moose-hunting "hockey mom" from the ticket, or does he carry on regardless, ignoring reality in much the same way as he's been ignoring the economy for the past 2 weeks?

so·cial·ism -noun: "An economic system in which cooperation rather than competition guides economic activity."

We need, as I am fond of saying, a revolution. Unfortunately, as the unofficial and self-elected Plotter of the Revolution, I have observed a number of potential difficulties in it's implementation...

From George Bush to Reality TV, the "System" is conspiring to keep us in our place, to love what we hate and to believe that salvation lies in the remote control.