Sometimes, I think that people at work, particularly managers, think I spend all my time sitting on my arse waiting for them to send me urgent deadlines.

Imagine that you've just crashed your car, fallen off your bike, slipped over on some ice or have some other urgent need for the emergency services... You're also lost.  But you have a mobile phone, so you call for an ambulance.

It's official: Thatcher is the new black.

Alas, it is autumn and that means only one thing.  It is that time of year when a bunch of pointless celebrities are sent into the jungle to save their flagging careers.

With nothing but the bare essentials - make-up, cigarettes, the most rudimentary GPS powered cellphones, several dozen production crew, caterers, etc etc - they do what celebrities do best - cry.

Chaos theory is all the rage at the minute, with the Black Hole machine at CERN making headlines for, well, not working.

Suicide is a topic surrounded by stigma and shame. Everyone knows about it but nobody talks about it. So we thought we’d start an argument.

It seems like everyone, from the media and politicians, to the bloke in the pub, thinks that Britain is on the edge of a gun and knife crime epidemic.  But what is really going on behind the headlines? 

Are we really all about to die, horribly, alone in a back alley, bleeding profusely from a gaping stab wound to the chest?  Probably not.  Although you'd be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

What is this obsession with Amy Winehouse’s latest freak- out?  Celebrity breakdowns are like a car crash.  Unpleasant, but unmissable.

Another week and another string of celebrity breakdowns hit the headlines.  Already this year we’ve watched Gazza, Heather Mills, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Kerry Katona and Lindsey Lohan all fall apart before our unbelieving eyes.

New Bullshit words.  They're created in meetings.  Those tortuous, round-the-table official statutory-sector meetings that everyone attends because they have to, not because they choose to. 

Meetings where the secretary minutes every item under the label DRE:230506/2.3a.  Meetings dominated by a fat, balding, opinionated bureaucrat who doesn't know when to shut the f*ck up.

There is a trend currently for Celebrating Diversity - that we should embrace the differences between cultures, races, sexes and age groups.

It’s true, Celebrating Diversity is infinitly preferable to kicking peoples heads in, and for that, there is no arguement here. However, to celebrate difference, we must first identify difference, and therein lies the problem.