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Fashion & Celebrity
Thatcher is the New Black
Monday, 13 October 2008

It's official: Thatcher is the new black.

According to the fashion consultancy HeadlightVision "the boundaries of cool are changing dramatically. Young people are losing interest in the obvious and looking towards the more individual.  This break away from the pack mentality is making the unlikeliest of things trendy, including playing Scrabble at the hippest nightclubs."
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I'm a Celebrity
Sunday, 12 October 2008

Alas, it is autumn and that means only one thing.  It is that time of year when a bunch of pointless celebrities are sent into the jungle to save their flagging careers.

With nothing but the bare essentials - make-up, cigarettes, the most rudimentary GPS powered cellphones, several dozen production crew, caterers, etc etc - they do what celebrities do best - cry.

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Celebrity Breakdown
Monday, 06 October 2008

What is this obsession with Amy Winehouse’s latest freak- out?  Celebrity breakdowns are like a car crash.  Unpleasant, but unmissable.

Another week and another string of celebrity breakdowns hit the headlines.  Already this year we’ve watched Gazza, Heather Mills, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Kerry Katona and Lindsey Lohan all fall apart before our unbelieving eyes.

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US Elections 08

Not that we're partisan, but we're really glad the moose-hunting psychopath didn't make it to the White House. 

Completely impartial observations from across the Pond.

Social Control

So, you think politicians are in charge?  Think again.

Breaking free from the shackles of mind control 

Random Musings

Sometimes we write stuff that just won't go anywhere else.  General insane and random mumblings from the minds of deranged fools.

Polls

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